Josh & Jase
The Adventures of Josh and Jase - 1st Edition Print Hardcover (SIGNED)
The Adventures of Josh and Jase - 1st Edition Print Hardcover (SIGNED)
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The Adventures of Josh and Jase
Spreading cheer. Breaking noses. One naughty list at a time. 🎄🥊
When America’s patience runs out…
Josh and Jase clock in.
By day, they’re full-time social media stars—racking up views, roasting idiots, and farming laughs across the internet.
By night (and especially around Christmas), they answer a higher calling: road-tripping across the U.S. dressed as Santa and his elf, delivering swift, festive justice to drunks, bullies, and anyone dumb enough to be mean to kids.
This totally-real-but-definitely-not-real book follows Josh (Santa with hands) and Jase (an elf who chooses violence) as they roll into small towns with big problems, drink questionable bar beer, keep a handwritten Naughty List, and punch out grown adults who forgot how to act in public.
Expect snowy street brawls.
Barroom morality lessons.
Kids defended at all costs.
And one very clear message:
Being a jerk has consequences—especially during the holidays.
Wholesome?
Absolutely not.
Festive?
Violently.
Perfect as a coffee table book, a gag gift, or something you casually leave out so guests immediately understand your sense of humor.
If you think Christmas spirit should come with consequences, this one’s for you.
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CUSTOM MADE BY HAND
Each sign is hand-crafted from real wood and built one at a time. From the course routing to the layered 3D details, every element is carefully cut, placed, and finished by hand—never printed or mass-produced.
DESIGNED FOR YOUR EXACT COURSE
Design Is Approved by You
We carefully map your golf course and create a custom design proof before anything is made. You’ll review and approve every detail, ensuring your sign reflects the course exactly as it exists on the ground.
Designed to Preserve the Memory
More Than DĂ©cor
This isn’t just wall art—it’s a physical reminder of the courses you’ve played and the moments tied to them. Whether displayed at home or in a clubhouse, it keeps those memories present long after the round is over.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know you’ll get my course right?
Each sign is created specifically for your course using carefully mapped layouts and verified details. We pay close attention to the routing, hole shapes, and overall flow so it reflects the course accurately. Before anything is made, you’ll receive a design proof to review and approve.
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All we need is the name of the course and any specific details you’d like us to be aware of. From there, we handle the mapping and design work for you. If anything needs clarification, we’ll reach out before moving forward.
What does the approval process look like?
Once your custom design is ready, we’ll send you a proof to review. You can confirm it as-is or request adjustments until it looks exactly how you want. Production doesn’t begin until you’ve approved the final design.
How is this different from other golf course signs or wall art?
Each sign is hand-crafted from real wood and built one at a time, not printed or mass-produced. The course layout is rendered with layered 3D depth to give it dimension and presence. The goal is to create something that feels personal, accurate, and thoughtfully made.
Where do people usually display these?
Most customers hang their signs in home offices, dens, trophy rooms, or clubhouses. Others purchase them as meaningful gifts for golfers, retirees, or long-time members of a club. Wherever it’s displayed, it’s meant to be something you notice and appreciate every day.
Questions or Bulk Orders?
We’re happy to help. Whether you have a question about your course, want help with customization, or are interested in pro shop or bulk orders, just reach out and we’ll take care of the rest.
We work directly with clubs, tournaments, and organizations to create custom pieces tailored to their needs.